The Adventures of the Lazy Agent

In case you've wondered where I've been...

2008-09-23T22:24:00.001-04:00

Yeah, it's on.

Quick question

2008-09-10T23:53:00.002-04:00

I suppose I'll return to this later:
You are loyal. And your loyalty is constantly strained, tested, and ignored.
Do you stop being loyal? Or does the virtue of loyalty make you liable to take abuse and shrug it off?
Basically, at what point does loyalty become ignorance or idiocy?

Be gracious.

2008-09-07T02:27:00.001-04:00

The same world that gave us poverty, suffering, hunger, has also given us Sarah Palin.

So in the end, things aren't that bad, are they?

Showbama

2008-08-30T01:32:00.002-04:00

Who can I vote for?
The old-white guy with the decent-looking, inexperienced female VP?
The young media darling with big words and even bigger dreams?
Ron PauLOL?

Hell no, it's time for a write-in!

Clinton '08.

GEORGE CLINTON

We're going to get that Chocolate City!

Aw yeah CC

Two good Youtube clips:

2008-08-25T02:37:00.000-04:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P842Tmi6lrc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCqvYaxJv24

You'll thank me later.

American female gymnasts got screwed.

2008-08-18T23:31:00.000-04:00

Fuck yeah.

:(

This could get ugly...

2008-08-17T16:58:00.001-04:00

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08152008/sports/sportsshorts/nhl_losing_on_radulov_124543.htm

The Post has learned that Medvedev also informed Bettman that the KHL would hold a universal draft for the 2009-10 season that will include players currently under contract in the NHL. Medvedev told Bettman KHL clubs will offer signing bonuses of $1M to players who are playing in the NHL this season.

On one hand, OH NOEZ
On the other hand, it's the NY Post, so it's probably a lie anyway.

Sometimes, things just go your way.

2008-08-13T23:13:00.001-04:00

That's how I feel every time I turn on the HD channels and see the Kung-Fu HD channel.

Me likey.

This is awesome.

2008-08-08T12:51:00.002-04:00

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/07/food.guilty.plea.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

" Durham agreed to plead guilty to murder -- but only if he could get a break from jail food. The judge agreed and granted Durham a feast of KFC chicken, Popeye's chicken, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, carrot cake and ice cream."

Man, I should start pleas to get some food.
Yeah I j-walked.
Can I get a Twister?

I'll take that risk, and some mashed potatoes. Aw yeah.

Snubbed by the Emmys?

2008-08-03T23:56:00.003-04:00

Keanu Reeves was for this performance:

Johnny Mnemonic. A hero for everyone who couldn't afford an external hard drive. He was one.
We can all relate to that. When you really think about it, man.

And all was well in the empire...

2008-07-31T22:36:00.002-04:00

Confirming that there are people listening to me and I'm not just making it up Mom!, the MTA refunded me my money today.

Big Brother is banking.

There's gotta be someone better!

2008-07-30T23:45:00.002-04:00

As reported here...
And guess who had his entire bank account taken by this MTA glitch?

Man, the MTA. They can't do shit right. I call to get my money back and am told, "They'll automatically fix their mistakes."
As if you can trust the MTA to fix anything. Ask the B train with holes rotted and rusted in its roof.
Is this that fare hike we've been hearing so much of?

Tuesday?

2008-07-30T00:08:00.001-04:00

TUEESSSSSSSSSDAY!

We're going to space!

2008-07-28T22:39:00.005-04:00

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7529978.stm

"The British business tycoon, Richard Branson, has unveiled an aircraft in the US that will be used for his project to launch tourists into space."

See, this would be a sick idea, but the only planet worth seeing is Jupiter, and Jupiter is a gas giant, so you can't even do anything there. Sucks for you, Richard Branson.

Off-topic, but the first time I read that, I thought it was Charles Bronson. But it's not. Spaceships by Charles Bronson would've been much...deadlier.

On today's intergalactic flight, "A Bug's Life", and your choice of peanut butter crackers or...PAIN.

Why this blog will fail me

2008-07-28T01:34:00.002-04:00

What I think the biggest problem I've had with my writing lately is that I've been working in short bursts. While it has made me an absolutely amazing one-liner machine, it has also effected my ability to span pages with thoughts.

Now, with this thing, I'm inspired to keep going in bursts. Sputtering and skipping. It's a double-edged sword I'm wielding.

I think the best thing for me to do is to view this more as an outlet and collector for ideas than a practice of writing through and complete manuscripts.

Plus the convenience is OMFG.

And you're old!

2008-07-27T00:13:00.002-04:00

You think your funny winky face will win me over, Mr. McCain?
He was cool as a senator.

No, you can't.

2008-07-27T00:03:00.003-04:00

Barack Obama: Hey, he may be dumb and inexperienced, but at least he's different! And he gives good speeches!

Crome Yellow

2008-07-26T22:55:00.001-04:00

So I've been meaning to write this book, right, and...

On the advice of a friend, I decided to start keeping a blog of random shit. That way, I'll keep the ol' fingers fresh and mind clear.

And this is easily much quicker than writing a book.

Blog, you and I are going to get along just swell.
Do you hear that?
It sounds like a...

SLEEPOVER! WOOOOOOOO bffl