Thursday, July 31, 2008

And all was well in the empire...

Confirming that there are people listening to me and I'm not just making it up Mom!, the MTA refunded me my money today.

Big Brother is banking.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

There's gotta be someone better!

As reported here...
And guess who had his entire bank account taken by this MTA glitch?

Man, the MTA. They can't do shit right. I call to get my money back and am told, "They'll automatically fix their mistakes."
As if you can trust the MTA to fix anything. Ask the B train with holes rotted and rusted in its roof.
Is this that fare hike we've been hearing so much of?

Tuesday?

TUEESSSSSSSSSDAY!

Monday, July 28, 2008

We're going to space!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7529978.stm

"The British business tycoon, Richard Branson, has unveiled an aircraft in the US that will be used for his project to launch tourists into space."

See, this would be a sick idea, but the only planet worth seeing is Jupiter, and Jupiter is a gas giant, so you can't even do anything there. Sucks for you, Richard Branson.

Off-topic, but the first time I read that, I thought it was Charles Bronson. But it's not. Spaceships by Charles Bronson would've been much...deadlier.



On today's intergalactic flight, "A Bug's Life", and your choice of peanut butter crackers or...PAIN.

Why this blog will fail me

What I think the biggest problem I've had with my writing lately is that I've been working in short bursts. While it has made me an absolutely amazing one-liner machine, it has also effected my ability to span pages with thoughts.

Now, with this thing, I'm inspired to keep going in bursts. Sputtering and skipping. It's a double-edged sword I'm wielding.

I think the best thing for me to do is to view this more as an outlet and collector for ideas than a practice of writing through and complete manuscripts.

Plus the convenience is OMFG.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

And you're old!


You think your funny winky face will win me over, Mr. McCain?
He was cool as a senator.

No, you can't.


Barack Obama: Hey, he may be dumb and inexperienced, but at least he's different! And he gives good speeches!

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Crome Yellow

So I've been meaning to write this book, right, and...

On the advice of a friend, I decided to start keeping a blog of random shit. That way, I'll keep the ol' fingers fresh and mind clear.

And this is easily much quicker than writing a book.

Blog, you and I are going to get along just swell.
Do you hear that?
It sounds like a...


SLEEPOVER! WOOOOOOOO bffl