Showbama

Who can I vote for?
The old-white guy with the decent-looking, inexperienced female VP?
The young media darling with big words and even bigger dreams?
Ron PauLOL?

Hell no, it's time for a write-in!

Clinton '08.






GEORGE CLINTON

We're going to get that Chocolate City!

Aw yeah CC

Two good Youtube clips:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P842Tmi6lrc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCqvYaxJv24

You'll thank me later.

American female gymnasts got screwed.

Fuck yeah.

:(

This could get ugly...

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08152008/sports/sportsshorts/nhl_losing_on_radulov_124543.htm

The Post has learned that Medvedev also informed Bettman that the KHL would hold a universal draft for the 2009-10 season that will include players currently under contract in the NHL. Medvedev told Bettman KHL clubs will offer signing bonuses of $1M to players who are playing in the NHL this season.

On one hand, OH NOEZ
On the other hand, it's the NY Post, so it's probably a lie anyway.

Sometimes, things just go your way.

That's how I feel every time I turn on the HD channels and see the Kung-Fu HD channel.

Me likey.

This is awesome.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/07/food.guilty.plea.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

" Durham agreed to plead guilty to murder -- but only if he could get a break from jail food. The judge agreed and granted Durham a feast of KFC chicken, Popeye's chicken, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, carrot cake and ice cream."

Man, I should start pleas to get some food.
Yeah I j-walked.
Can I get a Twister?

I'll take that risk, and some mashed potatoes. Aw yeah.

Snubbed by the Emmys?

Keanu Reeves was for this performance:



Johnny Mnemonic. A hero for everyone who couldn't afford an external hard drive. He was one.
We can all relate to that. When you really think about it, man.