" Durham agreed to plead guilty to murder -- but only if he could get a break from jail food. The judge agreed and granted Durham a feast of KFC chicken, Popeye's chicken, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, carrot cake and ice cream."
Man, I should start pleas to get some food.
Yeah I j-walked.
Can I get a Twister?
I'll take that risk, and some mashed potatoes. Aw yeah.
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